cosmic-rumpus:

based on this post: http://cosmic-rumpus.tumblr.com/post/133373727831/what-if-john-and-jake-have-competitions-where-they

‘ what if john and jake have competitions where they scarf down a handful of peanuts (of which they are deathly allergic to) to see who can die and revive the fastest and everybody just cheers them on and places their bets and are just screaming at these dying boys “DIE FASTER” ‘